Day 8: Today's Pick — Mama Lil's Pickled Peppers
A jar of cayenne-spicy, vinegar-bright pickled Hungarian peppers from Seattle that retroactively redeems every sad sandwich you've ever made.
Today's thing — Mama Lil's Pickled Peppers
The good stuff
- ✓The brine is itself a condiment. Save it.
- ✓Goat brain–level umami; tomato sandwiches gain a third dimension.
- ✓Reasonable heat — enough to wake up your face, not enough to make you regret choices.
The shrug
- !The jars run out faster than you would believe.
- !Pacific Northwest distribution is uneven. Sometimes you have to mail-order.
Here is a thing that should be illegal: the way a single fork-pulled pepper from a jar of Mama Lil's can transform an entire grilled cheese into a private religious experience.
If you have not encountered Mama Lil's, allow me to set the scene. It's a small Seattle outfit — started in 1994 by a real Lil — that pickles Hungarian "goathorn" peppers in a brine of garlic, oregano, vinegar, and oil. The peppers are skinny, twisted, the color of a bonfire, and float in their jar like exclamation points waiting for an opinion. The original recipe is hot; the "Mildly Spicy" is, I would argue, still spicy enough to clear a sinus; the Pickled Goathorns Sweet Hot Pepper variant is the one I keep around for civilians.
You eat them straight from the jar at first, because everyone does. The first one is a system shock — vinegar, then oil, then a slow build of heat that comes up through your sternum, friendly and clarifying. The second one is better than the first. The third one suggests, with the gentle insistence of all good condiments, that you might consider building a sandwich around them.
Build the sandwich.
The classic move is grilled cheese: a sharp cheddar and a softer melting cheese, sourdough, butter, and three or four peppers laid out like rays of a small culinary sun. The heat melts into the fat. The vinegar cuts the bread. You will eat this sandwich and stand in the kitchen, slightly dazed, holding the empty plate, wondering why every grilled cheese before this moment has been a kind of lie.
Other excellent applications, in order of how often I deploy them:
- Tomato sandwich, summer. Heirlooms, mayo (Duke's), salt, pepper, three Mama Lil's. Lunch is solved through August.
- Eggs. Scrambled, soft. Push a small handful into the pan as the eggs set.
- Caesar. Skip the anchovies. Dice three peppers in. The salad becomes inappropriate.
- Pizza. I am not joking. White sauce, mozzarella, finish with peppers and a drizzle of the brine.
- Cocktails. A pepper in a dirty martini in place of an olive. Try it before you tell me I'm wrong.
The brine itself is a secret weapon — pour it into vinaigrettes, deglaze a pan with a slug of it, splash it into a bloody mary. Do not throw it out. People who throw out the brine have not yet learned what life is for.
Here is what I love about Mama Lil's, beyond the obvious: the jar tells you exactly what is in it. There are no twelve-syllable preservatives. The label is the label your friend would design if your friend had been making peppers for thirty years and decided, fine, I'll put them in jars now. The lid is the right size. The peppers themselves are slightly different from jar to jar — sometimes one is fatter, one is impossibly long, one has a little curl at the tip — because they were grown by humans rather than extruded by a machine.
Buy a jar. If you can't find them locally, mail-order is fine; they ship from Seattle and arrive surprisingly fast. Buy two jars, actually. One for you, one to give away. The act of pressing a jar of Mama Lil's into the hands of a friend who has never had them is one of life's small, reliable joys.
This has been Day 8. Today's thing is the best thing currently in my fridge.
Reader reactions
(3)Put these on a grilled cheese once. Have not been the same person since.
Bought a 6-pack as a wedding gift. People still bring it up at parties. Best decision I've ever made.
The original is great but the Goathorns are GOD TIER. Don't sleep on them.
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